Signs

The 11 most helpful signs in Luino. Why didn't I understand them sooner? Who needs words with these clear indications of exactly what to do.

CENTER YOURSELF TO CALM DOWN

CENTER YOURSELF
THEN LOOK UP
DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE
UNTIL YOU HAVE LOOKED UP SUPER HIGH

DON'T DRIVE OVER THE WALL
THIS APPLIES TO EVERYBODY IN THE PIAZZA
EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BIG TRUCK

LOOK DOWN AND TO THE RIGHT

HIDDEN UNDERGROUND TUNNELS  

GERMANS PAY MORE THAN ITALIANS
TO HAVE CARS TOWED ON MONDAYS

YOU SHOULD GO THAT WAY FOR SURE

DO NOT LIVE IN THIS APARTMENT BUILDING

YOU ARE SO FUCKING LOST
FORGET IT AND GO BACK HOME